EDGA Gets Serious
The Edmerian Disk Golf Association
is concerned with the rising athleticism and competition among the competitors.
A resident is reported to have screamed across the street at competitors,
"Hey, that plastic thing hit my window yesterday!" In response, the
competitors have been known to hunch their shoulders in an extreme show of
nonchalance, using one hand to throw the disk yet again at the neighbor's
window, while using the other to shake the remains of a fermented beverage from
a cylindrical aluminum object. An EDGA representative did not respond after
repeated requests for comments.
Strange sightings of the mysterious
device used in the DG contest have been reported up and down the street. Some
have even sighted the device on LeMoyne Ave, a big no-no as this is clearly NOT
a part of Edmerian territory. LeMoynians have been rumored to have eyed the
device through drawn shades, and whispers of conspiracy have been heard up and
down LeMoyne Ave.
A picture of the DG device, obtained
at risk of life by underpaid journalists, was provided to the EADGA (Edmerians
Against Disk Golf Association). Here is the first evidence ever published on
the enigmatic DG device; you've seen it here first folks:
Secret plans, obtained through the
dark arts of the Great Edmer, show where the EDGA plans to place the DG device
thingy:
Edmerians are encouraged to either
participate actively in the Disk Golf, or to continue to shake their heads in
indignant disgust.
