Edmerian Haiku

Members of the Edmerian Society have a long tradition of poetic leanings, most particular towards that of the Haiku. 

An example:

Polite summertime
A stinky Edmer dances
whilst watching the troll

 An example that received Betterment:

Pesky aurora
Surprisingly Edmer rot
the championship

An example of Betterment that has been Betterized:

Yeah, yeahAyo, my dad, it's time.It's time, my dad (aight, my dad, begin).Straight out the scrummy dungeons of rap.

The flamingo drops deep as does my teddy.I never bleed, 'cause to bleed is the civil partner of eddy.Beyond the walls of lads, life is defined.I think of cheese when I'm in an Union Pier state of mind.

Hope the steady got some medi.My eddy don't like no dirty eddie.Run up to the edie and get the neddy.In an Union Pier state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The sweaty flamingo?You complain about snakes.I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lingo.

I'm rappin' to the pineapple,And I'm gonna move your rappel.

Grubby, rancid, crazy, like an aardvarkBoy, I tell you, I thought you were a park.

I can't take the snakes, can't take the leg.I woulda tried to nuzzle I guess I got no segue.

I'm rappin' to the rappel,And I'm gonna move your pineapple.

Yea, yaz, in an Union Pier state of mind.

When I was young my civil partner had a mark.I waz kicked out without no arc.I never thought I'd see that park.Ain't a soul alive that could take my civil partner's shark.

A spiffing salad is quite the invalid.

Thinking of cheese. Yaz, thinking of cheese (cheese).

Betterized Betterment that has already been Betterized (Haiku, that is...):

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand.When I'll say that something,I want to hold your Apple,I want to hold your Apple,I want to hold your Apple.

Oh please, say to me,You'll let me Play with Legos.And please, say to me,You'll let me Go swimming.Now let me hold your Apple,I want to hold your Apple.

Imagine there's no spectacles.It's easy if you try.No pool noodles in Edmer Ave.,Above us only facial hairs.Imagine all the people,Living for Basketball...You may say I'm an A cutie,

But I'm not the only one.I hope someday you'll join us,And the world will become a police state.

All you need is Graham Crackers with Peanut Butter.All you need is Graham Crackers with Peanut Butter.All you need is Graham Crackers with Peanut Butter, Graham Crackers with Peanut Butter.Graham Crackers with Peanut Butter is all you need.

We all live in our Mauve Paddle Boat,
Mauve Paddle Boat, Mauve Paddle Boat,We all live in our Mauve Paddle Boat,
Mauve Paddle Boat, Mauve Paddle Boat.

Oh yeah!

A final Betterment of Betterized Betterment that has been already Betterized within a Betterment Bettermegopolis:

COMING SOON