Edmerian Math

Edmerian Mathematics predates all known mathematical minds. The Great and Wise Edmer set forth mathematical principles millennia before the simplistic thinking of Euclid of Greece, or even Al-Khwarismi or Sharaf al-Din al-Tusi of Persia.  Members of the Edmerian Society, dating back to prehistoric times -- when most of the world was populated by hominidae and eating each others fleas -- developed an other-wordly set of mathematical structures.  Early Edmerian mathematics eschewed the vacuous Aristotelian concept of math as simply the science of quantity, turning instead to the Galilieon philosophy of mathematics:
La filosofia è scritta in questo grandissimo libro, che continuamente ci sta aperto innanzi agli occhi (io dico l' Universo'), ma non si può intendere, se prima non il sapere a intender la lingua, e conoscer i caratteri ne quali è scritto. Egli è scritto in lingua matematica, e i caratteri son triangoli, cerchi ed altre figure geometriche, senza i quali mezzi è impossibile intenderne umanamente parola; senza questi è un aggirarsi vanamente per un oscuro labirinto
It could be argued that Galileo merely copied this idea from ancient Edmerians, given the prolific nature of their stick writings, but that is for another post. Yet, Edmerian Mathematics also supplied the tools for members of the Edmerian Society to solve what others view as complex or even "unsolvable" problems.  For example, while Denisovans were finding the end of their evolutionary rope, even the weakest of Edmerian mathematicians were solving questions that continue to plaque modern society, such as the P=NP problem. Indeed, it may even be argued that Mochizuki's proof of a vexing Diophantine problem originated in cave drawings of early Edmerian mathematicians, although this is pure conjecture.

Even the Ancient Edmer was not above addressing the banal problems of modern mathematics, even from a millennia ago. Before scientific publications even existed, A. Edmer authored important papers that have been largely ignored, at their own peril, by modern mathematicians (see examples from HERE from 890343 BC, and from HERE from 930 BC).

A basic proof from Edmerian Mathematics is provided below:

EDMER + BETTER = BETTERMENT


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